The insanity of sanity

Omegle questions pt1

2011-08-22T21:58:00.002-07:00

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

BBWs! more to love? or no fat chicks?

Stranger 2: MORE TO LOVE

Stranger 2: OH MY GOD YES

Stranger 1: im a girl

Stranger 2: SHOVE MY DICK IN THEIR ROOLS

Stranger 2: i hope ur fat

Stranger 2: wait you are

Stranger 1: but I like chubbier guys

Stranger 2: your on the internet

Stranger 1: xD

Stranger 2: lol slut

Stranger 1: true true

Stranger 2: good

Stranger 1: I'll admit it

Stranger 1: im a bit chubby

Stranger 2: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:

Don't disconnect, you're meant to be together.

Stranger 1: yeah right

Stranger 1: who are you?

Stranger 2: he is

Stranger 2: f 98

Stranger 1: is that the ywar u were born or your age?

Stranger 1: *year

Stranger 2: age

Stranger 2: looking for an older man

Stranger 1: i'm 93

Stranger 1: bye

Stranger 1: lol

Stranger 2: screw you schoolboy

Question to discuss:

sonic or mario?

Stranger 2: FUCK VIDEOGAMES

Stranger 1: Mario FTW

Stranger 2: MARIO = JUDAS

Stranger 2: totally fucks his boy luigi over

Stranger 2: on the regular

Stranger 1: Yeah you make a good point there

Stranger 1: He really does if you think about it

Stranger 2: EVERY game has his name on it

Stranger 2: and luigi gets what?

Stranger 1: So FUCK VIDEOGAMES all together

Stranger 2: one stupid fucking game where you suck up ghosts

Stranger 2: FUCK THAT NOISE

Stranger 2: yeahhhh buddy

Stranger 1: Hahaha I hate that noise

Stranger 1: It's like nails on a chalkboard

Stranger 2: alright so I think we can both agree the question asker loves dicks?

Stranger 1: Agreed.

Stranger 2: DEUCES

Stranger 2: my nigga

Stranger 1: Bye

Omegle is my new friend

2009-11-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you bob?
You: I'm bobs sister
You: you're looking for him too?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i think he was taken away by the japanese mafia
Stranger: the YAKUZA
You: well, he WAS banging the bosses daughter
You: or was that his wife?
You: to be honest they all look the same to me
You: hell, could've been both
Stranger: wow
Stranger: something seems fishy...
You: cod fishy or salmon fishy
You: ?
Stranger: a little bit of both....
Stranger: hmmm
You: to the fish market!
Stranger: YES
You: of course! ALL the fish markets are owned by the yakuza
Stranger: oh definitely
Stranger: we need to watch our backs
Stranger: they might slap us in the back of our head
Stranger: s
You: then we'll need some things
Stranger: with frozen fishies
Stranger: and take us as hostages
Stranger: yes
You: *grabs a kitten*
Stranger: muahaha
Stranger: the kitten will undo the "mines"
Stranger: or the fish
You: yess,
You: you take this *passes you a badger*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: wow
Stranger: its claws are razor sharp
Stranger: muahahahahaha
You: you may want a cage for that
You: *looks for cage*
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: that i used to have to use for my wie
Stranger: *wife
You: awesome,
Stranger: she used to have some.... problems
You: Is she a badger to?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but her nails were might long
You: ohh, I bet she's a were-badger....
Stranger: yes.... that would explain it...
You: weren't we going somewhere?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: something to do with... FISH
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the fish market
You: oh yeah!
You: I don't know where the fish market is
Stranger: um
You: do we have one here?
Stranger: just go towards the stinky direction
You: oh, ok. FORWARD!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: TO THE BATMOBILE
Stranger: or the old crappy honda car
You: most likely
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: i will bring the badger
You: is it this car?
Stranger: and the pepper spray
You: my kitten is soft
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: but does your kitten have sharp claws?
You: donno lets.... OW! OWWWWW!.........yes.
Stranger: yes yes yes.... this is all going according to plan.... (evil voice)
You: *dabs blood off face*
Stranger: might wanna wipe that off before we go to the fish market
Stranger: i hear sharks love blood
Stranger: they might eat your face off of your face
You: shouldn't they be dead by then though?
Stranger: perhaps...
You: *wipes face on kitten*
You: she's super absorbant too!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: we can use her as a mop
You: THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA
Stranger: yessss
You: we're a great team!
Stranger: WE ARE!
You: what are we looking for?
Stranger: BOB
You: oh yeah, smelly stuff!
You: and a... car?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: im low on gas
You: huh, ?
You: theres two bicycles over there
You: *grabs one* they're not locked
Stranger: sweet
You: shall we go?
Stranger: LETS PEDAL!
Stranger: YES
You: PEDALING ROCKS!
Stranger: it does!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i think i smell something bad
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats just garbage truck
You: I smjell fish!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: to the east
Stranger: a market with fishies!
You: wait, thats hooker alley
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: never seen anyone do that with a fish
You: I don't think thats the fish we're looking for
You: ewww
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: no
You: ...west?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: looks like it could be
Stranger: lets pedal in
You: I'll follow you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: it definitely smells fishy
Stranger: and its loud
You: ewww, yes.
Stranger: i hear people shouting
You: in japanese?
Stranger: o my god
Stranger: yes
You: I can't understand them..
You: can you speak japanese?
Stranger: no...
Stranger: lets avoid the people
You: good plan
Stranger: they all might be part of the gang
You: omg! gangs!
You: *pets kitten to calm down*
Stranger: okay
Stranger: lets go around the back...
You: follows closely
You: ... are those bobs boots?
Stranger: i think sooo
Stranger: get your kitten ready
Stranger: i'll get my badger out
You: *readies kitten*
Stranger: OH MY GOD!!! THE JAPANESE ARE PROBING BOB
Stranger: QUCK
Stranger: *quick
Stranger: throw your kitten at them
Stranger: GO BADGER GO!
You: *throws*
You: ....
You: your badger just eat my kitten!
Stranger: uh crap...
Stranger: no badger! away from the fish! go after the japanese people!
You: no fish! fish BAD!
You: thats badgers causing alot of chaos over there
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: okay
Stranger: lets grab some fish
Stranger: and throw them at the japanese
Stranger: to distract them
You: cool !
You: *throws fish*
You: my hands are smell
You: y
You: hey wait! they're going after your badger!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: while they're going after it
You: lets be sneaky!
Stranger: lets get bob
You: yes, that too
Stranger: ew
Stranger: yuck
You: uh oh, what?
Stranger: they stuck something weird in bobs crack
You: is it fish?
Stranger: oh yuck
Stranger: its an octopus
Stranger: is it alive???
Stranger: OH GOD!
Stranger: quick
You: it is!
Stranger: just get him out of here
Stranger: he can peg on my bike
You: (urk) ok...
You: *drags bob*
You: should we leave that there?, cuz if we do, that alll you
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lets pry it out!
You: I'll find a stick!
You: * finds stick with +3 prying*
You: *pokes octopus with Stick Of Prying*
You: hmmmm,
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: it won't budge...
Stranger: i guess we can just...
Stranger: chop bob in half???
You: fuck that, let him do it,
You: he got himself into this afterall
You: where do we take him?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i gues we can just drop him off at the hospital
Stranger: have fun with the nurses
Stranger: and go home
Stranger: :)
You: I like that Idea
Stranger: yup
Stranger: o dam
You: the bikes!
Stranger: there's a hospital near here
You: do we drag him?
You: the bikes we stolen,
Stranger: i gues we have to
You: ok, I get the right side
Stranger: okay
Stranger: PULL!
Stranger: PULL!
Stranger: PULL1
Stranger: 1
You: PULL!
Stranger: yay
You: oh thank goodness
Stranger: the hospitals just ahead
Stranger: okay
Stranger: take him up the handicap rampt
You: just a lil more
You: ok, I'm getting tire
You: d
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: lets drop him off
Stranger: OKAAy
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: dibs on the blondy
Stranger: hehehe
You: *has to fill out papers*
You: I hate being the next of kin, *grumble*
Stranger: muahaha
Stranger: wow
Stranger: bob seems to be bleeding... A LOT
You: *taptap* do you know if bobs insured?
You: what? *looks*
You: never saw an asshole bleed like that
You: ....
You: you know what? I never liked bob anyway
Stranger: oh yuck
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: o well
Stranger: we can just leave him there
Stranger: his loved ones can pick him up
Stranger: when they want
You: one sec
You: *sets stack of papers on fire*
You: k lets go!
Stranger: OKAY1
Stranger: !
You: *flees*
Stranger: im'a go home and take a nice afternoon nap
You: ok, thanks for the help
Stranger: listen to some tunes
Stranger: ya
Stranger: you too
Stranger: i'll catch ya on the flipside!
Stranger: PEACE
You: bye!
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The kitten on your doorstep.

2009-02-18T17:44:00.002-07:00

As I type this there is a kitten on the doorstep, she's crying, and I've never felt more helpless.
I can't feed her, or else she'll stick around, I can't take her in, It's not my home.
I keep telling her to go home.
but what if she doesn't have one?
the worst part of being helpless is not being able to help others, I think......
turning into a mother has changed me in the strangest ways, I can't seem to stop myself from feeling too much for the things I cannot change.
but I ask myself, if in the future I were so financially blessed as to able to change these things , would I still want to help? or do I only wish to help because I see myself in their eyes?