Omegle is my new friend

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you bob?
You: I'm bobs sister
You: you're looking for him too?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i think he was taken away by the japanese mafia
Stranger: the YAKUZA
You: well, he WAS banging the bosses daughter
You: or was that his wife?
You: to be honest they all look the same to me
You: hell, could've been both
Stranger: wow
Stranger: something seems fishy...
You: cod fishy or salmon fishy
You: ?
Stranger: a little bit of both....
Stranger: hmmm
You: to the fish market!
Stranger: YES
You: of course! ALL the fish markets are owned by the yakuza
Stranger: oh definitely
Stranger: we need to watch our backs
Stranger: they might slap us in the back of our head
Stranger: s
You: then we'll need some things
Stranger: with frozen fishies
Stranger: and take us as hostages
Stranger: yes
You: *grabs a kitten*
Stranger: muahaha
Stranger: the kitten will undo the "mines"
Stranger: or the fish
You: yess,
You: you take this *passes you a badger*
Stranger: haha
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: wow
Stranger: its claws are razor sharp
Stranger: muahahahahaha
You: you may want a cage for that
You: *looks for cage*
Stranger: its alright
Stranger: i have one
Stranger: that i used to have to use for my wie
Stranger: *wife
You: awesome,
Stranger: she used to have some.... problems
You: Is she a badger to?
Stranger: no
Stranger: but her nails were might long
You: ohh, I bet she's a were-badger....
Stranger: yes.... that would explain it...
You: weren't we going somewhere?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: something to do with... FISH
Stranger: yes
Stranger: the fish market
You: oh yeah!
You: I don't know where the fish market is
Stranger: um
You: do we have one here?
Stranger: just go towards the stinky direction
You: oh, ok. FORWARD!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: TO THE BATMOBILE
Stranger: or the old crappy honda car
You: most likely
Stranger: yesss
Stranger: i will bring the badger
You: is it this car?
Stranger: and the pepper spray
You: my kitten is soft
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: but does your kitten have sharp claws?
You: donno lets.... OW! OWWWWW!.........yes.
Stranger: yes yes yes.... this is all going according to plan.... (evil voice)
You: *dabs blood off face*
Stranger: might wanna wipe that off before we go to the fish market
Stranger: i hear sharks love blood
Stranger: they might eat your face off of your face
You: shouldn't they be dead by then though?
Stranger: perhaps...
You: *wipes face on kitten*
You: she's super absorbant too!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: we can use her as a mop
You: THAT IS AN AWESOME IDEA
Stranger: yessss
You: we're a great team!
Stranger: WE ARE!
You: what are we looking for?
Stranger: BOB
You: oh yeah, smelly stuff!
You: and a... car?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: im low on gas
You: huh, ?
You: theres two bicycles over there
You: *grabs one* they're not locked
Stranger: sweet
You: shall we go?
Stranger: LETS PEDAL!
Stranger: YES
You: PEDALING ROCKS!
Stranger: it does!
Stranger: okay
Stranger: i think i smell something bad
Stranger: no
Stranger: thats just garbage truck
You: I smjell fish!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: to the east
Stranger: a market with fishies!
You: wait, thats hooker alley
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: never seen anyone do that with a fish
You: I don't think thats the fish we're looking for
You: ewww
Stranger: ugh
Stranger: no
You: ...west?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: looks like it could be
Stranger: lets pedal in
You: I'll follow you
Stranger: okay
Stranger: it definitely smells fishy
Stranger: and its loud
You: ewww, yes.
Stranger: i hear people shouting
You: in japanese?
Stranger: o my god
Stranger: yes
You: I can't understand them..
You: can you speak japanese?
Stranger: no...
Stranger: lets avoid the people
You: good plan
Stranger: they all might be part of the gang
You: omg! gangs!
You: *pets kitten to calm down*
Stranger: okay
Stranger: lets go around the back...
You: follows closely
You: ... are those bobs boots?
Stranger: i think sooo
Stranger: get your kitten ready
Stranger: i'll get my badger out
You: *readies kitten*
Stranger: OH MY GOD!!! THE JAPANESE ARE PROBING BOB
Stranger: QUCK
Stranger: *quick
Stranger: throw your kitten at them
Stranger: GO BADGER GO!
You: *throws*
You: ....
You: your badger just eat my kitten!
Stranger: uh crap...
Stranger: no badger! away from the fish! go after the japanese people!
You: no fish! fish BAD!
You: thats badgers causing alot of chaos over there
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: okay
Stranger: lets grab some fish
Stranger: and throw them at the japanese
Stranger: to distract them
You: cool !
You: *throws fish*
You: my hands are smell
You: y
You: hey wait! they're going after your badger!
Stranger: YES
Stranger: while they're going after it
You: lets be sneaky!
Stranger: lets get bob
You: yes, that too
Stranger: ew
Stranger: yuck
You: uh oh, what?
Stranger: they stuck something weird in bobs crack
You: is it fish?
Stranger: oh yuck
Stranger: its an octopus
Stranger: is it alive???
Stranger: OH GOD!
Stranger: quick
You: it is!
Stranger: just get him out of here
Stranger: he can peg on my bike
You: (urk) ok...
You: *drags bob*
You: should we leave that there?, cuz if we do, that alll you
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: lets pry it out!
You: I'll find a stick!
You: * finds stick with +3 prying*
You: *pokes octopus with Stick Of Prying*
You: hmmmm,
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: it won't budge...
Stranger: i guess we can just...
Stranger: chop bob in half???
You: fuck that, let him do it,
You: he got himself into this afterall
You: where do we take him?
Stranger: umm
Stranger: i gues we can just drop him off at the hospital
Stranger: have fun with the nurses
Stranger: and go home
Stranger: :)
You: I like that Idea
Stranger: yup
Stranger: o dam
You: the bikes!
Stranger: there's a hospital near here
You: do we drag him?
You: the bikes we stolen,
Stranger: i gues we have to
You: ok, I get the right side
Stranger: okay
Stranger: PULL!
Stranger: PULL!
Stranger: PULL1
Stranger: 1
You: PULL!
Stranger: yay
You: oh thank goodness
Stranger: the hospitals just ahead
Stranger: okay
Stranger: take him up the handicap rampt
You: just a lil more
You: ok, I'm getting tire
You: d
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: lets drop him off
Stranger: OKAAy
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: dibs on the blondy
Stranger: hehehe
You: *has to fill out papers*
You: I hate being the next of kin, *grumble*
Stranger: muahaha
Stranger: wow
Stranger: bob seems to be bleeding... A LOT
You: *taptap* do you know if bobs insured?
You: what? *looks*
You: never saw an asshole bleed like that
You: ....
You: you know what? I never liked bob anyway
Stranger: oh yuck
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: probably not
Stranger: o well
Stranger: we can just leave him there
Stranger: his loved ones can pick him up
Stranger: when they want
You: one sec
You: *sets stack of papers on fire*
You: k lets go!
Stranger: OKAY1
Stranger: !
You: *flees*
Stranger: im'a go home and take a nice afternoon nap
You: ok, thanks for the help
Stranger: listen to some tunes
Stranger: ya
Stranger: you too
Stranger: i'll catch ya on the flipside!
Stranger: PEACE
You: bye!
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Moving!

I'm moving.
Nothing of course is definite. seeing as moving to Ontario has gone from "possible" to "extremely unlikely" due to B only being there for PAT and MOC training and not actually being "posted" there, needless to say I raged for a while, and than I stopped, and I started thinking "how can I turn this to my favour?, what would I do if I were single or childless?" The answer? well I would not be where I am that's for sure. so someone inside says to me "so why are you here? where do you WANT to be? what will your resources allow for?" so I find myself packing...I'm still packed from the last move (I've lived here over a year now) but over the last few days I've found myself re-arranging things and throwing stuff out. I'm back into a certain mindset that I haven't been in for over a 3 years. I'm "single" again, a sole unit acting simply for it's own benefit. I'm still with B but my mentality is shifting, I have become a single albet non-sexual woman, a single mother if you will.
So I'm moving to where I want to be, with B not here, my obligation to be here is over.

This "me" is different, she's strong, simplistic and easily enraged. which means it's not safe for me or S (my daughter) to be here.

It's time for me to go back south and test my refound strength.

The slow and wandering path to improving my life.

Every day only one thing becomes clearer- I need to fix my life. Not just for myself, I'm afraid the more bad habits I have, the more my child will pick up during her childhood.

So this is where we start.....

1. Brush my teeth and my daughters at least once a day, After two months this will simply become habit, I think just before her bath time would be a good time.

2. Have a cleaning day at least once a week, I'm not working so there's really no excuse for not putting aside one day to put my bedroom in order.

3. Get the hell off facebook. They email me for all the important things anyway.

4. Spend less time on the Internet in general.

5. Go for a walk at least four times a week.


I'll start with these and post others as they come to me or as I succeed in these.

So... good luck to me then.

well it's only 11 am and mil has succeeded in being a complete and utter bitch, so far I've been told I'm immature, stupid and a bad parent (like she has room to talk). my guy and aren't perfect, no one is, but all she's doing is making it harder for us to keep contact with this family after we leave, who in their right mind wants to even try and make nice with a tyrant?

The kitten on your doorstep.

As I type this there is a kitten on the doorstep, she's crying, and I've never felt more helpless.
I can't feed her, or else she'll stick around, I can't take her in, It's not my home.
I keep telling her to go home.
but what if she doesn't have one?
the worst part of being helpless is not being able to help others, I think......
turning into a mother has changed me in the strangest ways, I can't seem to stop myself from feeling too much for the things I cannot change.
but I ask myself, if in the future I were so financially blessed as to able to change these things , would I still want to help? or do I only wish to help because I see myself in their eyes?

hell

Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Militant Vegans
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Creationists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush, Republicans
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

PETA Members
Circle VII Burning Sands

Scientologists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

My life

Everyone has a battle they need to fight, or simply endure. My battle is...this town. Allow me to explain, My Guy and I had a child 9 months ago, and after that My Guy felt it was nesasary to move back to his home town. the problem is that his hometown has no, I repeat NO housing. So where do we live? his parents house. where we are basically treated like children, and why not? after all we failed at living on our own right? No, we didn't fail where we were, we were just too hard to fucking control when we were hundreds of miles away. So here we are in a house where I'm not allowed to raise my own child how I see fit, where I have to watch My Guy get nagged to the moon and back EVERY FUCKING DAY. The worst way to try to get someone to listen to you is to nag, when you nag people just block you out, and will keep blocking you out to protect from the mental assault of nagnagnagnagnagnagNAG!